My Meezer Rule

Whatever happens, you must never,
and I repeat NEVER,
allow this to happen to you.
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Oh! The indignity!

Meezer Monday

Staying as far away as possible...

My first meme

I'm so excited! This is my first meme. The Furry Kids tagged me.

1. What were you doing 10 years ago?

MOL! I wasn't even here yet!

2. What were you doing 1 year ago?

Pretty much the same thing I'm doing now. Being absolutely adorable, eating, and sleeping.

3. Five snacks you enjoy:

1) Cooked chicken
2) Whipped cream
3) Parmesan cheese
4) Cheese puffs
5) Flies

4. Five songs to which you know all the lyrics:

1) The Rum Tum Tugger (He's my hero!)
2) The Boy From New York City by Manhattan Transfer. (I like to get wild when The Blonde One plays this one!)
3) The Siamese Cat Song (duh)
4) Born to be Wild (this one inspires me)
5) Efurrybody wants to be a cat (nuff said)

5. Five things you would do if you were a millionaire:

What's a millionaire?

6. Five bad habits:

1) Tearing up the carpet with my claws
2) Getting up on the kitchen table when the beans are asleep

The Blonde One says I have no other bad habits. She says that other than these two, I am nearly purrfect. Purrsonally, I don't even think these two things are bad habits. Therefore, I must be totally purrfect.

7. Five things you like doing:

1) Eating
2) Sleeping
3) Watching the birds outside the window
4) Playing with Jazzpurr
5) Putting the bitey on My Scratching Post's hand (See the pic? I'm getting ready to strike!)

8. Five things you would never wear again:

1) The Blonde One's hair scrunchies
2) A bean sock on my head
3) Those stupid Christmas bells on a collar (totally freaks me out)
4) Elfhat with bells (again with the bells!)
5) A small bean tee shirt

9. Five Favorite Toys:

1) Earplugs (these are the bestest things to bat around!)
2) Wadded balls of aluminum foil or paper
3) Tape measure
4) Bean fingers
5) Flashlight beam

I'm kind of new in the catblogosphere, so I really don't know who to tag. If anykitty hasn't done it and wants to, go furr it!

Play with me!

Oh, how I love to play! I'm always trying to get Jazzpurr to play with me, but he's an old fuddy duddy sometimes, and he just hisses and slaps at me.Don't I just have the cutest tummy you ever saw?

Wisper usually hisses if I get within ten feet of her. What's with these cats? As you can plainly see, I am showing her my adorable cuteness, but she is unmoved. Pfft!

My Meezer Rule

This is for Meezer Rule Wednesday at Simply Siamese. (or is that Meezers Rule?)

My Meezer rule is:

If your human doesn't feed you in a timely manner, run swiftly in front of them as they walk through the room. If they hit the floor, they will probably remember you then.

My best bud Jazzpurr says his Meezer rule is:

If your human doesn't feed you in a timely manner, mao at the top of your lungs until they insert food.

Jazzpurr: Snowshoe, or... ?

Latte recently informed The Blonde One that I am a Snowshoe Meezer. She was wondering if my best bud Jazzpurr is one too? Here's his mug shot:

And here's one of the two of us together.

Jazzpurr is much more vocal than I am, his eyes are very blue and a bit crossed at times, and he's also much skinnier. He was an abandoned kitty down in Florida, and we know nothing at all about his mum and dad. Does anyone want to clue The Blonde One in on this one? Jazzpurr and I know, but we're not tellin'!

I am not an only cat. :(

Meet my housemates. I'm on the far left, and going clockwise, there's Pinos, Jazzpurr, Lil' Jen, and Wisper.

Pinos is a 14 year old male, Jazzpurr is an 11 year old male, Lil' Jen is a 9 year old female, and Wisper is a 15 year old female. I'm 4 years old.

My Scratching Post already had Wisper and Pinos before he married The Blonde One. Then he found Jazzpurr and gave him to her when they were dating. She didn't really like Jazzpurr much at first because he was at that awkward, gangly stage and kept running around the house and crashing into things and meowing really loud. She thought he was nuts, but he grew on her. I think he must have been so cool! He's my best bud.

Lil' Jen came along later. My Scratching Post named her after The Blonde One. He thinks it's funny, but she thinks it's weird, and slightly embarassing. Lil' Jen is kind of cool, except she growls at everyone when we eat cuz she thinks we're gonna get more than her. She's an animal!

Pinos is pretty nice, but we don't talk much. He stays mostly to himself, except sometimes he snuggles with Lil' Jen.

Wisper is really kind of irritating. See the door in the picture? She did that. She's gonna break through one day. They all live in the basement cuz they don't stay off the table and counters as good as me. I know how to wait till no one is looking, but they just hop right up! Also, Pinos has a little pee problem, and he ruined the carpet at the last place my family lived (that was before they found me). But don't tell anyone about the pee thing, cuz he's incredibly sensitive.

So anyway, that's the crew. I'll fill you in on more about them later.

Meows!