Meezer Rules Wednesday

It is furry important to train your beans to take pictures of important stuff when they are out driving. I mean, how else would I know that there is a place out there especially for meezers like me? I wonder if it's a resort or something...

Meezer Rules Wednesday

Sometimes The Blonde One actually eats before feeding me -- if you can believe that! She even says I'm 'cute' when I'm hungry. But if she thinks I'm going to let her forget about me, she's got another thought coming!

Meezer Rule: As soon as they sit down with their nice bowl of milk in the morning, get up in the lap and remind 'em who's boss!

My Meezer Rule

You have to be quick when you dig into the bag for yourself to eat, because the beans will get out the flashy box at any opportunity they have to make you look silly. Get in, get out!

Eat fast, groom fast! That's my motto.

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My Meezer Rule

My meezer rule for today is really quite simple. If you're wearing red, make sure your bean doesn't mess with the red eye reduction thingy on the camera. It makes for a more dramatic picture. And notice the jaunty way it's tied in the back, all sticking up? They meant to do that. I think.

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My Meezer Rule

A meezer should be able to relax and rest
anywhere, at any time, and in any position.

And this part is *VERY* important:
The beans should always accommodate us.

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My Meezer Rule

There's no shame in fluffin' when you're scared...

My Meezer Rule

It's a good idea to give your female bean

an occasional kiss.

It keeps her happy, and I've often found that

mine gives extra Temptations when I do this.

I don't know if male beans like this or not...

My Meezer Rule

Whatever happens, you must never,
and I repeat NEVER,
allow this to happen to you.
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Oh! The indignity!

My Meezer Rule

Hand over the chicken and no one gets hurt.

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My Meezer Rule

Sometimes when your beans are busy,
you've just got to help yourself.

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My Meezer Rule

If you have a sparring partner that is not of the feline persuasion, insist that your beans bathe said sparring partner at least occasionally so that you can still breathe while sparring! (It is a well known fact that sparring partners of the weasel persuasion do not bathe regularly.)

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My Meezer Rule

If your beans insist upon allowing large, suspicious waterfowl on their pond, make sure that you keep an eye on them. You can never quite trust them. Not only do they travel in groups, but they speak a strange foreign language. Be aware!

My Meezer Rule

It's time again for Meezer Rule Wednesday at Simply Siamese!

Caesar left a really nice comment on yesterday's Toes Tuesday post. He told me my paws were really clean, so I thought my Meezer Rule for today would be about how important it is to be consistent with the grooming of the paws. First, you have to get into the most comfortable position you can, because this could take awhile. Persistence and repetition are key. Here's a picture of me demonstrating my technique: Ahhh... I could do this for hours...

So, My Meezer Rule for today is:
Be sure to do proper cleaning of your paws (all four!) because the beans don't like it when you walk all over them with dirty, smelly paws.

And we all know how fun it is to walk all over the beans, don't we! So remember, let's keep it clean!
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My Meezer Rule

This is for Meezer Rule Wednesday at Simply Siamese. (or is that Meezers Rule?)

My Meezer rule is:

If your human doesn't feed you in a timely manner, run swiftly in front of them as they walk through the room. If they hit the floor, they will probably remember you then.

My best bud Jazzpurr says his Meezer rule is:

If your human doesn't feed you in a timely manner, mao at the top of your lungs until they insert food.